The Second Battle of Hamburg was the largest scale battle of the Great Meme War with huge armies on either side that clashed on the streets of the city. The battle was caused by a meeting between Kekistani Representatives and various United Nations representatives to discuss the liberation of Kekistan and so the Antifa forces invaded the city in order to put and end to the talks.
Interestingly this is the second time Antifa forces have invaded the city the first occurred in 1945 back when real Fascists controlled the city and when Antifa was called the British Ground Forces and also not Antifa. It is likely that many Antifa became confused as to whomst've they were fighting as a result.
18th June Edit
A series of Arson attacks occur in Hamburg, Berlin, Cologne, Dortmund, Leipzeig and Bad Bevensen (is that really a thing? Bad Bevensen?), Police Investigators conclude that it was caused by Left Wing Radicals.
19th June Edit
Antifa terrorists claim responsibility for the arson attacks the previous night.
2nd July Edit
The Antifa Navy also known as Greenpeace engaged German Cargo ships carrying vital supplies of charcoal needed for White Supremacists to do blackface. The cargo ship was forced to dock in Hamburg.
5th July Edit
The main ground forces of Antifa march into the city of Hamburg, the invasion was known previously known to the German police but they did not react.
"Fuck it, Soros sie Geld bei uns, um sie in" Commissioner Andy GroteThis first wave came under the guise of peace and so was overlooked for the most part. By nightfall over 20,000 Antifa soldiers were in Hamburg without a fight.
Joining them was the Undead Legion of Post-Modern Artists who had joined on the SocJus side of the war not long earlier, over 1000 Zombies were raised from the dead to join the Antifa forces.
6th July Edit
In the night the "Peaceful Protesters" attacked the front line of the defending forces. 160 Police were injured in the ambush and only 75 Antifa captured. This first day of fighting was a victory for Antifa.
7th July Edit
The fighting only escalated the next day as many cars and shops were looted, destroyed and burnt. It was also on this day that the "Black Bloc" arrived, Antifa special forces. The German Police finally realized that letting Violent Communists do whatever was a bad idea and so mobilized their army in response.
8th July Edit
The G20 meeting concluded, their verdict on the freedom of Kekistan is yet to be announced. However just in time as Antifa Forces fully occupied the city of Hamburg, winning the battle in the name of Moloch.
9th July Edit
The last pockets of resistance are crushed and fighting ends.
(I'll go into more detail when I can fuck myself to do it)