The Kek-Cuck War was the first conflict between the forces of Kek and Cuck. It occurred when the nation of Cuckistan attempt to invade the First Kingdom of Kekistan. However, with assistance from Sargon of Akkad and his empire, the Kekistani warriors were able to push the Cuckistani forces back.
Spearheading the Cuckistani invasion was the Cucklord AIDS Skrillex. Despite his deceptive tactics and autistic screeching, he was unable to overcome the superior strategies of the Meme General Kekkad.