The Battle of Kekopolis was a battle that was prepared for by both Kekistanian forces as well as the Normies, who were being funded by Cuckistan, for over 12 years. Few Kekistanian's from the battle are still alive and able to report about the event to this day. However, according to Kekistan archives (later burned by Normies) Kekistan reportedly doubled it's Navy, and increased it's Armed ground forces by 63%. Meme Magic was also heavily researched in new ways to be used for the grand battle ahead.
The first attack commenced by the Normies was on the Eastern bridge of Kekopolis. Unfortunately, Kekistanian officials were not expecting an attack from this side of the City, and the bridge was quickly taken and Normies were able to set up base and defend the bridge. They now has a cleared entrance into the City.
Air Strikes Edit
Before the Kekistan Armed Forces has a chance to attack, the normies launched waves of Air Strikes. Effectively destroying 2/3rd's of the new Naval Fleets commissioned by Kekistan.
Operation Eastern Storm Edit
When the news finally reached General Sargon, hoping the bridge was still usable, General Sargon ordered Commanding Officer Seth Rich to lead a large battalion on the Bridge. Commander Rich, along with 5,000+ Armed Kekistan Soldiers, rushed the Bridge.
However, to their surprise, they were met with heavy artillery. Within 23 minutes of fighting, the 310 remaining Kekistan Warriors, with their Commander now neutralized, retreated back to the City.
The Destruction of Eastkek-Bridge Edit
With the news reaching General Sargon of the Commanders failure, he was left with one choice. He had to destroy the bridge. He ordered the small air fleet available to the Kekistanians at the time to blow up the bridge, and to focus all Ground troops and Naval forces on defending the North-East bridge, which was untouched by the Normies.
While the Air Team was met with much resistance, two pilots, Lt. Allsup and Lt. Posebic both made it to the Bridge, where they dropped the only bombs that were in their arsenal, Pepe Bombs. Powered by Meme Magic itself, these bombs destroyed not only the bridge, but areas of the city within 3 square miles of it. This caused devastation among civilians still in the city.
The Conclusion Edit
While this destruction of our own infrastructure may have slowed down the Normies, it wasn't enough to stop them for launching a Second attack, and therefore starting a Second Battle, on the City of Kekopolis.